A word from the Secret Estate Agent...

In 2009, I was unfairly sacked from my job at a very well-known estate agents.

I had done nothing and was merely taking the flack for a massive cock-up from a total wanker of a colleague.

So I started secretly tapping his phone calls to prove to my boss that this guy was a total chump. And I struck gold....

The films that I am releasing over the next 8 weeks will expose this tosser and hopefully bury him.

I am the Secret Estate Agent. And revenge is sweet...

Friday, 17 September 2010

Give the God a bone


Having spent most of yesterday demonstrating my aggressive atheism in the form of pathetic tweet jibes, aimed at the Pope and his band of jolly kiddyfiddlers, I was surprised to see that God does indeed work in mysterious ways. An hour of my day had been spent talking to some complete cock jockey at Barclays, so it was with great surprise to see that God had answered my (atheist) prayers in asking that Barclays be struck by a massive dollop of piss (or something equivalent). Oh ye of little faith. FYI - Boris, this had nothing to do with me, annoyingly.

4 comments:

house and flats to rent said...

Sometimes the only way you can prove that you are right is to have video evidence i think you done the right thing i shall bare this in mind next time a work colleauge decides to get me in trouble for something he has cocked up.

Barnabas Cecylia said...

Real Estate Services - I completely agree with this blog post because the real estate agents do a great job in real estate dealings. They are doing preliminary investigation about the land/property or house. Some property owners do not tell you about the legal disputes over a property and they try to sell it quickly just so they can make money. If a buyer is not efficient to find out all these legal problems, he will land in trouble. So, real estate agents really encourage good business in real estate industry

Tony McCarthy said...

An interesting blog. As Estate agents with houses and properties for sale in Torquay we often encounter similar difficulties. As a previous commentator suggested, the best technique is to ensure that evidence is maintained to help to settle the dispute.

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